Remember when I received the JimmyJane Contour M, and I was ever so happy? A nice little self or partnered massage was perfect for just relaxing and easing those muscles that are always tense (I have chronic tension headaches. Fun). Anyway, in short, I loved it.
Well, the other night I was crawling into bed in the dark when there was an unexplained noise that can best be described as cross between a crunch and a shatter. I had left the massager on the bed and forgotten about it. Now I have this:
And now I’m sad.