Best and Worst of 2013

I was fortunate to be able try a lot of new things toys year.  Some were blow-your-mind-fantastic, some left me with a bit of rage, some were so meh they aren’t even worth a mention.  So, here we go.  Let’s start with the best.

Note: I’ve recently received the We-Vibe 4, but have not yet reviewed it, so it’s not on this list.


  • Njoy Pure Wand: I loved everything about it.  The size.  The weight.  The curve.  The solidness of steel.  Oh, and let’s not forget that it’s with this toy that I first discovered that I’m capable of vaginal orgasms.wand3
  • Stronic Eins: One of those toys that claims to be revolutionary and actually is.
  • stronicJe Joue Ami: The Ami is a great set of Kegel balls that allows you to step the weights up or down.amiblog1
  • We-Vibe Salsa: Tiny and powerful, but has a little issue with a shortish battery life.salsa
  • LELO Mona 2: Great for internal and external stimulation, strong, rechargeable, and oh-so-pretty.mona1
  • Tantus Splash: Beautiful design, great for G-spots.splash
  • Tantus Echo: Fantastic texture.  Bumpity bump bump.echo

And the Best of the Best would be the Mona 2.  I love all the toys on this list, but the Mona 2 captured my heart the fastest and kept it the longest.  If you only get one toy this year, you want to check out the Mona 2.


  • Her Guide to Going Down: Everything about this book was horrible, right down to it’s girly pink pages.
  • Touche Ice Massager: I don’t even.  Fail a sex toy, but great for hot flashes.touche3
  • Leaf Vitality: I wanted so much to love it, and feel almost guilty about adding it to the worst list.  The fact that I can’t use the pressure that I need makes it a dud in my book.vitality

And the worst of the worst, hands down, is Her Guide to Going Down.  It failed more than the others.



Best and Worst of 2013 — 3 Comments

  1. Ooh, the Ami and the Echo made your best list! How exciting *claps hands* (I’ve been admiring those from afar for a while.)
    Too bad about the Vitality. I thought it looked cool.

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