I took My Little Heaven out of it’s package with an eyebrow raise and a bit of a disgusted sigh. There was no way this was going to be a decent toy. It looks ridiculous. It’s too small. It’s too flexible. But, being the honest reviewer that I am, I went into with as open a mind as I could get, but expecting a complete dud. Except, that’s not what happened.
A little bit about it: My Little Heaven is a petite silicone G-spot dildo. It’s flexible, and of course waterproof (there is no motor). Pretty simple, right? This might be the shortest about section I’ve ever written.
What I loved: I showed Husband the toy when it first came. He stared it a second, wrinkled his nose, and said, “Well, that’s interesting.” By interesting, of course, he meant “WTF?” I bent it this way and that to show him how flexible. Flexible is generally not a good thing for G-spot toys, or at least not for me.
I set about using it expecting nothing, maybe a mild tickle in the general vicinity of my G-spot. There was no way it could be anything else. A very short time later I had a pretty strong G-spot orgasm. This left me with all sorts of confused feelings. It shouldn’t work. No flexible G-spot toy has ever been great for me. In this case, the shape, that weird and wacky shape, fit everything in my anatomy just right. Because it did, I didn’t have to worry about putting pressure on it (the problem if the toy is flexible). It just fit. And that fitting led to some of the most powerful G-spot orgasms I’ve ever had.
I wanted to believe the shape was just gimmicky; just something weird to set it apart from the “normal” toys. And I’ve seen my fair share of gimmicky. They usually don’t work out. But this, this is more than gimmick.
My Little Heaven is so ridiculously simple, and yet near perfect.
When Husband asked me about it, I waved it in front of him and told him how amazing it is.
“Really?” he asked. “That?”
“I know! I’m kind of dumbfounded myself!”
What I didn’t: I tend to like toys that have some girth to them. My Little Heaven obviously doesn’t have that much girth. At the same time, I don’t know that the shape would work as well if it had that girth to it.
Final thought: My Little Heaven sells for about $20 and lower. You can even get it for under $15 at Shevibe. Yeah, I’m not kidding. An inexpensive and highly effective toy. I know. I can’t believe it, either. This is one of those that I’m going to say won’t necessarily be the absolute go-to toy in your toy box, but it worked amazingly well for me, and for the low price point, it’s certainly worth having.
~I received this item for free in exchange for an honest review.~