Bedroom Misadventures

Here you will find my many fantastic bedroom failures for your entertainment.  Enjoy.

Episode 1: Hormones + New Ideas = Fail

Episode 2: Lubricant.  In my hair.

Episode 3: Sex in the car fail.

Episode 4: Peppermint is not for baths.

Episode 5: In which my Liberator Wedge causes eye injury.

Episode 6: We got carried away and now we have to pretend we didn’t.

Episode 7: In which I’m pretty sure my dentist has a giant butt plug sitting on her desk.

Episode 8: We realize we aren’t as young as we used to be.

Episode 9: In which I attend a make-up party and come away with burning skin.

Episode 10: I don’t know that you could see my nipple rings through my shirt until people started staring.

Episode 11: Cancelled plans, big ow, stupid book store, living room puddle, burning vagina.

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