Here you will find my many fantastic bedroom failures for your entertainment. Enjoy.
Episode 1: Hormones + New Ideas = Fail
Episode 2: Lubricant. In my hair.
Episode 3: Sex in the car fail.
Episode 4: Peppermint is not for baths.
Episode 5: In which my Liberator Wedge causes eye injury.
Episode 6: We got carried away and now we have to pretend we didn’t.
Episode 7: In which I’m pretty sure my dentist has a giant butt plug sitting on her desk.
Episode 8: We realize we aren’t as young as we used to be.
Episode 9: In which I attend a make-up party and come away with burning skin.
Episode 10: I don’t know that you could see my nipple rings through my shirt until people started staring.
Episode 11: Cancelled plans, big ow, stupid book store, living room puddle, burning vagina.